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Prolific

Prolific

Prolific? can't stop the damn flow

tried hot showers, even cold... nope!

nuttin' works, might try holding my breath...

crap, almost saw my life pass before my eyes

hey, I did some juicy stuff

remember when I grabbed a young filly

on the subway and couldn't understand

why she got so upset... geez

only caressed her parts for ONLY

a moment or so, then I DID thank her

I mean no need to yell and scream like that

what is this world coming to, anyway!!!

another time, a larger than normal (fat) lady

got on our elevator and pressed “2”

we were on the ground floor so I said to her...

“that's only one floor up, you could have walked!”

she answered, “WHAT and lose a pound?”

Cathie and I were on our honeymoon

in Cape Cod at the time and she was wondering

“what the hell did I get myself into”???

that was 18 years ago and she's still wondering!!!

 

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