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Psalm One Twenty Nine...!!

Psalm One Twenty Nine...!!

A priest was driving alone one night
And saw a nun on the side of the road
He stopped and offered her a lift
Said he'd take her, to her abode

The nun accepted and got in the car
As she did she crossed her legs
Forcing her habit to open up slightly
Revealing a stocking top edge

The priest looked on and thought to himself
Mother Mary would you please!
While changing gear, he slid his hand up her leg
And gave it a little squeeze!

The nun smiled and immediately said
"Father, remember Psalm 129"
The priest says sorry and removes his hand
But is unable to remove his eyes

Further on as he's changing gear
He ogle's her for the millionth time
Then lets his hand slide up her leg
Once again she says, "129"!!!

Arriving at the convent, the nun gets out
The priest goes on his way
He goes to his church and looks in the Bible
Curious as to what it did say!!

Psalm 129- "GO FORTH AND SEEK,
FURTHER UP YOU WILL FIND GLORY"
Shame the father didn't know his Psalms
It could of been a different story.......

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Carey Milton

Such a clever write Jason...still laughing...brilliant mind x

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Jason Lee

Thanks very much Carey, much appreciated :)

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BLOSSOM

A very funny story Mr Lee, you never fail to make me laugh!!   Did wonder when the dark side would return lol!!  A very funny, witty write Jason with a brilliant punch line!  A big 5 hail marys from me LOL :)x

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Jason Lee

Thanks very much Rachel glad you enjoyed it X:)

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Tracy Timothy

lmao x not even vicar,s get it lol ! typical man ! have ta spell it out for them ? 

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Jason Lee

Men LIKE it spelt out Tracy LOL, thanks and glad you enjoyed :)

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Tracy Timothy

 not the men iv met ! mere boy !? run a mile in the wrong direction lol x i need a real man!!!!

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