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QUEEN NECROPHILIA

QUEEN NECROPHILIA

He loved her so much
He loved her too much
He could not give her up
So after her last breath
He had her stuffed
Posed her ready for love
But taxidermy was not enough
To keep his lover from decomp
And she began to rot
The air became fragrant
With a scent beyond repugnant
Making neighbors distraught
Finally the police came to knock
What they discovered was a shock
Reprobate they asked, “WTF?”
“How could you do something so corrupt?”

His answer;

“Once you get use to the smell
You’ll find
She’s actually quite a wonderful gal!”

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