QUESTIONS NEED ANSWERS

 
Questions to ask of the trench coated man
First of all how did he get that fake tan ?
Was it lying on a sun bed during the day 
Must be expensive to end up that way 

Secondly I'd ask where did he get that hat 
Makes him look like a wealthy aristocrat
He carries it off well as not many men do
I wonder is it second hand or brand new 

Finally I will ask is that his car outside 
I saw two hoodlums take it for a long ride
He now has no car and will have to walk 
My questions need answers so please talk