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Quick As A Bunny

Quick As A Bunny

As quick as a bunny oh those were the days
Now if only at attention he'd stay

Mr Happy is who we're talking about here
He still performs well so have no fear

He gets out of breath faster than he used to
He's really happy for a lot less abuse too

At times he literally had to go into hiding
Was totally exhausted from slipping and sliding

But those days are gone, he's a sleepy old soul
Even has trouble finding the goal

Just about lost it, can you forgive this old duffer
Every damn day it sure gets tougher

Old age has more problems than squeaky old knees
Feel kinda sexy each time that I sneeze

So now you'll know when old age comes nigh
Sure hope your's works better than my guy

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