Rant(ing)!

Of course if you loved her in the first place, then she wouldn't be kissing another man's face!

Of course if you read the bloody directions, you wouldn't have all these damn questions!

Of course if you hadn't asked the bartender for "another shot - no make it double!", then you wouldn't have gotten into all this trouble!

Of course if you thought about anyone other than yourself, people wouldn't refer to you as the ginger-Adolf!