Rant you say?

A good rant should make the listener
Feel like the shit at the end of a stick!
Obnoxious is the new 'We thought we
Were normals?' A man leans over the
Fence to pick from the nextdoor
Neighbour's tree. An orange is tastiest
When eaten in segments. A bull of anyย
Kind should not be messed with.ย
Lovers may take you for granted.
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LOL well now you went and did it, that stick is full of it. Hilarious dear Rory. ๐น Please don't turn on the fan. ๐คฃ
Ha ...you've done it again. I love that last line which seems to spring from nowhere and is so effective. Ecclectic sentences that all add up in the end. Love the originality of your writes x
Too kind
Lol...you can't just write that ๐๐๐...do you want me to criticise you next time lol. Its all true by the way...
i like poems that don't fit the norm...so there ๐คฉ
pS please don't write back and sayย
Too many emoji's ๐๐๐
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I'm happy for you to be a reader of mine, as I am happy to be a reader of your poems. Poetry is fantastic, isn't it? It rarely means beans for the rest of the world, but for The poet...
Fine interesting lines of thought, expressed superly in poetic verse wow! Kudos!
plz also read and comment my newest poem too.
You can beat an egg .. but you just can't beat a good rant .. :)ย
You sound all man-ish
Love a good Rant Rory! This one didn't disappoint mate, I hope you are well!
It happens that I'm not so well, that you ask, but, maybe tomorrow. Cheersย