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Rapunzel And The Pervert.....

Rapunzel And The Pervert.....

Poor Rapunzel was locked in a tower
'Cos her father had stolen an old hags flower
Men, they came from far and wide
But the long haired beauty was forced to hide
As she slept alone one night
Rapunzel was given quite a fright
In the shadows a man was there
He wanted her to drop her hair
"Rapunzel, my love, my sugar duck
Let me in i want a fuck!"
Rapunzel cried out, "NO you perv!
My ass is something you don't deserve!"
"You beast! You monster! You ghastly creep!
At my tits you shall not peep!
I'm much too pretty for the likes of you
You're weird and disgusting! Go away shoo!"
"Please Rapunzel drop your hair
I need a shag, its just not fair!
Its been so long since I last came
C'mon sweety play the game!"
Rapunzel glowered at this man
He wouldn't give up, she had a plan
"Tie my hair around you please
I give up!, let's end this tease"
At last he thought, its in the bag
I'm going to get a fucking shag
As he tied the hair around his waist
He wasn't careful, too much haste
The knot slid up to the top of his back
And broke his neck with an almighty crack!
So Rapunzel remained a virgin in prison
And the pervert died with his balls full of jissum.....!!

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BLOSSOM

A very funny story you told there Jason; nothing like a good old fashioned fairytale at Christmas time lol!!  Well penned, and well versed :)x

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Jason Lee

Haha glad you enjoyed Rachel, I love a good fairytale myself X:)

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