Reading The Old Fashioned Way

Why... just yesterday
where webbed wide world troubles
seemed so far away,
that would hove bin Monday

(October first tooth
house sand eight
teen), i.e. yea all
ready yes tar day

immediately found me ah say
comfortably, yet (gnome
min Ellie squirreled away)
seated on lawn chair a lay

ying when tired noggin sinks
deeply buried amidst pillows, may
find me submerged clay
mare ring with fervent eagerness,

and minimal delay
to soak in contents of the latest
issue of TIME magazine
came in the mail, hooray

which information periodically,
I always eagerly await
akin to puppy at play
time, though occasionally,

an issue doth
not arrive so okay
lack of receiving timely enjoyable
enlightening material,

no reason to nay
say United States
Postal Service pray
tell, an alternate option avails

to peruse online
contents, aye vay
their experience, the
smooth paper texture

this "FAKE" snoop
doggy dog tags
online medium deplore
able, cuz lack of poor

lee no comparison versus
cozying up with pages
as wood burning
stove doth roar

these fingers can turn more
appealing than straining, whar
only with great effort,
aye wreck kin and,

unable to ignore
eyes coon sitter
this quite a chore
to lean in attempting

with difficulty to explore
(with scrunched brow, and
squinting myopic ocular orbs)
scroll thru webpage,

while ma back
also feels strained, nor
ken nigh, yet favors
the hard copy

visa vis discovering significant
global and local happenings,
(which affinity also applies
to The Nation magazine),

yet latter noticeably more
brashly appealing tummy with
righteous leftist political
leanings bobbing along bon jour.