The Real Lemon Law

Too bad there isn’t a lemon law for your kid.

Because in every brood,

There’s one that’s not right in he head.

So if it were the law,

There must be a recall,

So don’t try to fix them,

Turn them in for a new model instead.

Too bad you can’t trade your husband,

In for something new

It’s better than grinding him up,

To make glue.

So if he’s no longer of use,

Cause he cooked his own goose,

Just trade him in,

And buy yourself a new pair of shoes.