The Relationship Police

I would like to report
A crime now in progress
Please take notes for the court
Im in this relationship with protest
 
Passion is in swing when in the open
Very missing behind close doors
Sirs can you please ask what happen
Im home before dark and i do chores
 
I thought passion was in soft kisses
Light looks and a sweet speak easy
Now its too drunk for the misses
And too much funk for Lizzie (madam Louise)
 
Every room is full with bad words
Bad ideas, bad suggestions and timing
I'm afraid of walking through the woods
Or standing too close any edge bending
 
Sirs, can you check if there is an insurance policy
Maybe on me or my dog
Because next to the fireplace i still feel icey
I keep hearing names like bull dog and bull frog
 
Put in my report I need no apology
Just a clear path to freedom
So I can be what it is to be me
A Nubian king in my own kingdom
 
I am guilty for believing my own words
I never knew love can miss good directions
There is no need to misrepresent women
Just looking for Love's directive