RELATIVITY . . . . . .

All things are relative, someone once said to his pet,
but now you can get nearly anything on the internet;
there's no guarantee how good it will be, dating maybe,
maybe not, I ended up with someone that time forgot.

Relations, related to you, some but what can you do,
space and time, light years away may come from the blue;
I arrived before I began according to a white haired man,
now I could never escape, no matter how fast that I ran.

It was strictly no come dancing according to Giovanni,
but of course all the accusations were just a mystery;
and you may think that all this is nothing to do with me,
but all things are relative when your aunt comes to tea.

Maybe someone will turn all these theories upside down,
and especially when Giovanni is just chased out of town