Relativity Speaking

A man once called Albert Einstein a dumb ass.

He replied, “Yes, that’s absolutely true”.

But I’m also a very smart one,

So much more brilliant than are you!

The fool thought this conundrum over,

And said, “That just could never be”,

“For if you are a dumb ass”,

“How is it smart you can also be?”

Einstein smiled and said, “There, there now”,

“Don’t tax your little brain”,

“The very simple answer is “”E Equals MC Squared””,

“For all that intelligence you feign”!