Restless leg syndrome??

On my God, what a nuisance
Here they go again
My legs are feeling overactive
This really is such a pain

I so wish I could go to sleep
But Its impossible at the mo
My flamin’ muscles on my calves
Have a horrible sensation you know

Its very hard to describe it
It only happens occasionally
Which is really a relief
Coz its a pain in the ass for me

If you suffer from this problem
Then you will know exactly what I mean
When I tell you about restless legs
You wouldn’t believe it if was seen

One is lying in ones bed
All your brain thinks about is its legs
But it feels like they are out of control
You wish they were someone elses pegs!!

They kinda twitch, itch, jerk
You cannot help but squirm
You feel like such a berk
But you can only wriggle like a worm

You only have one option
To give in, get out of bed
Go make yourself a brew
You have to clear ‘Legs’ from your head