The Right Side Of The Turf

How am I feeling today
Hang on let me check
All things being equal
I'm pretty good, by heck!

Woke up this morning
On the right side of the turf
Nothing can really drag me down
My days are filled with mirth

I'll try to pass some along
So my heart's not on overload
Gotta watch my dear old ticker
There's a danger it'll explode

Anyone who'd like to share my love
Can send a written request
To this Cosmofunnel Jester guy
To accommodate, I'll do my best

Contrary to what you probably think
I don't have an unlimited supply
But have no fear, I've still got a bunch
To send you guys in reply

If the love I send you, my dearest friends
Happens to have a defective part
My service department is open till 10
To mend your broken heart!