Rivals Good Sex

Used to ride my bike every morning

Five miles round our complex

Got pretty high from this morning workout

It even rivalled good sex

Okay, okay, I'm gonna take that back

After thoughtful consideration

What was I thinking to say such a thing

But need both in moderation

Especially now that I'm a senior citizen

This bod has trouble getting up

And I really mean that quite literally, friends

Think young but this guy's no pup

Ever heard of someone dying during sex?

I suppose it's happened before

Especially if the sex is very rambunctious

And you both wind up on the floor

How amazing if that was your very last act

Before reaching the Pearly Gates up there

Need to tidy up your appearance though

Put your pants on and straighten your hair

Used to ride my bike every morning

But that's now a thing of the past

Lucky I don't put my pants on standing up

Without falling down on my ass!