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The romantic bath

The romantic bath

I open the bathroom door candles are ablaze

I look at my partner she holds my glaze

There’s love in them big blue eyes one can clearly see

Her body is beautiful she beckoning me

I slip into the bath without a splash there’s steam all around

I match her love pound for pound

There’s scent in the air and my emotions are high

I lather the soap and massage her toe up to her thigh

I’m all loved up one can clearly see

The fact is I need a wee I could not go earlier she was watching me

With my tummy clenched I realise with great fear

Three or four bubbles have started to appear

As the foul stench starts to head her way

I look around me for a quick getaway

It’s the moment of truth there’s no denying

With sweat on my forehead it feels like I’m frying

All wet and soaking on the bath mat

Dam I couldn’t even blame it on the cat

I’ve spoilt the night I hope it’s over soon

With my tail between my legs I head for the spare room      

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