Romantic Man

Romantic Man

Sure there my wife                                                                                 

I reckon you look real pretty

No I can’t turn to see ya

I’m watching the flaming footy

An ad break my love

How about some nooky

I could make ya real happy

In between the footy

Oh hang on my sweet

While I ogle ma new Ford

How bout you get naked

For the next time I get bored

What’s cooking good looking

A pie would be super great

How about a beer with that

5:10 pm    

Ah sh@#

My first ones’ f*%#@ing late

Now I got ya sumthin

A little pressie of sorts

Since its Valentines Day

I bought ya some pretty drawers

A lovely day my sweet

Hasn’t it been wow

Corr I just farted

Yeeaaaaaah...............

Better in than out

BOOM