Romeo and his Juliet🤣🌹

With only one thing on his mind right now
She shall not sleep tonight I bet

So he sprays aftershave to waft his wanting woo

She wonders what an earth is going on
That smell of his is new

He spends ages in the shower
Lathering hiself clean

Up and over, roundabout 
betwixt and inbetween

There that should do it!
“Now what attire should I wear ?”

As he mutters words of encouragement in the oval mirror with a glare

“I know just my silk dressing gown, that should do the trick”

As he rubs deodorant under each armpit with her antiperspirant stick

Well I look and smell aborable he thinks to himself

 When he drops her bottle of ‘Chanel Coco Mademoiselle’ eau da parfum right off the shelf

“WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON”
Juliet yells outside the room

Romeo gingerly opens the bathroom door and senses immediate doom

“OH MY GOD YOU CLUMSY CLOT YOU WILL HAVE TO BUY ME ANOTHER”

“THAT WAS MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT FROM MY LOVELY MOTHER!!!”

Ah well tonight is not the night
She’s making a right song and dance