Rooty Toot Toot

Rooty Toot Toot, two men in a boot
Bobbing along on the waves
One was old with long silvery hair
Renowned for being quite brave

The other had a pimple on the tip of his nose
He was cross-eyed and cranky at best
“That's an omen!” the old man told him
“Squeeze it, and you'll surely be blessed”

As he squeezed it a humongous zit popped out
Flying through the air it transformed
Into a beautiful maiden with wings of silver
And a sweet tender smile so warm

The maiden decreed, “You both have a wish
But your wish you must never reveal
Make someone happy beyond their dreams”
They took on the task with much zeal

The pimple guy had a marvelous plan
Knew Rachel the young girl next door
Was always wearing the same shabby clothes
Decided she needed the wish much more

As for the old man, he'd had a good life
So he also wouldn't keep it for himself
Thought he would help out this needy family
Blessed them and wished them good health

So the silvery-haired man and the pimple guy
Were rewarded for their unselfish act
Nevermore would they want a thing in life
Absolutely nothing that they would lack!

Rooty Toot Toot, two men in a boot
Bobbing along on the foam
The pimple guy and the silvery-haired man
Are heroes wherever they roam!