Rotten Rodney

I pulled one wing off a butterfly
And watched it spiral to the ground
I held a cat under hot bath water 
I was curios how it would sound
I cut down a tree that had a bird nest in it
Then I dipped that nest in a bucket of cement
I pushed a kid off their bike and stole his lunch money
I punched a clown in the face , I thought it would be funny
I stole a bank deposit from a Burger King worker
I didn't kill him though , that would be murder 
I shot out the attic windows of a kind old lady
With an air soft gun, I also threw an m80
Into the window and watched a fire start
Watching her attempt to run was the best part
I put bubble gum in pretty girls hair
And while they yell at me I give them a sneering glare
I'm on the naughty list for sure and rising to the top
I kept spitting on people at the park and I won't stop
I pooped in a paper bag and stuck it on my teachers porch
I set it on fire with a blow torch
I tell your kids not to listen to you
And to listen to me , because I'm so cool
I take what I want , from whoever I want 
I don't even care if your crying or not
Why would I ever do what I'm told
Signed rotten Rodney
The coolest eleven year old

By LukeCoomer (c)