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Rub You Out

When I say that I'm going to kill you, there is no doubt.
You've angered me once too often and I'm going to rub you out.
Three years ago, you stole my valuable coin collection.
You should get a bodyguard because you need protection.
You lied to Social Services when you told them that I'm an unfit dad.
I almost lost my children and you have damn nearly driven me mad.
But the last straw came when you impregnated my teenage daughter.
You've crossed the line and you are a man who I intend to slaughter.
I could have you arrested for statutory rape but I want you to be dead.
You just fell to the floor because I used my shotgun to blow off your head.

(This is a fictional poem. In real life, violence never solves anything. Please never take the law into your own hands.)

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Dean Kuch

Ah, while what you say may very well be true concerning vigilantism, John, one can't deny that revenge is sweet and a dish best served cold.
But...I get it.
I too take out my frustrations in my writing of pose and poetry.
I believe I've murdered my ex-wife in more ways than people could possibly dream of in many of my short horror stories.
It's true what they say, you know.
Writing is very good therapy.
~Dean ???

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