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SANTA'S PUNCTURE

A critical time and a crucial juncture 
Santa's sleigh has obtained a puncture
It's late Christmas Eve in Santaland 
This puncture was certainly not planned 

The recovery services were called hastily
They got to Santa in the count of three 
Did what they had to virtually straight away
Fixed the problem I'm happy to say 

Santa was ready to resume his duty 
Going down chimneys he saw a beauty 
Strapped with presents with a ho ho ho 
How do you fix a sleigh puncture I don't know

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Leah Yodico

Nice poem; You made me laugh

Merry Christmas despite the lockdown !

Leah
 

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