" Scaredey Cat !"

" She is only going commando, Dishing up my food !
& from this angle, She is far from being a prude?
I have never before, Seen anything quite so crude
That i have totally, Lost my appetite for food 
Now i know why her ole man, Reckons she,s rude ?
From what i can see , She could be a dude ?
& now understand, Why her hubbys never in the mood !
She has nearly got it all dished up & done !
Whilst i have  just seen right up her hairy bum 
She has not got a clue, That i am even here ?
Having to witness this from the rear 
I,m sure if i got any nearer, That i would disappear?
My fur is standing on edge, With utter fear !!
So please take pity on this poor kitty 
Having to see this huge arse, Thats all shitty
Now i would rather go hungry & that is a pity
& i would much prefer, Some milk from those titties
& i bet its been years since, Shes seen her clitty!?
I had better quickly dash, After a run in with the gash
As i am feeling rather sickly, As i have never
Before seen anything more scarey & prickly !!!!
After seeing right up her dirty crack 
I really doubt. That i will ever be back 
Damn right, I am a scardey little cat
Scared of disappearing right up that giant twat "!?

Tracy Timothy xx