School of Harshness

At Predatory University
we only accept
the most vicious candidates
chosen by us to matriculate
here at our piranha school
of cutthroat lawyers
and sharp knife accountants
We turn out the most heartless
merciless professional assassins
who will you want by your side
if you should ever fall
into the bloody waters
of our cutthroat justice system
where survival of the meanest
is the only law that abidesÂ

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