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scooby snack

scooby snack

some say I smoke to much weed
some thought I smoked crack
but I was just craving
my favorite, a Scooby snack.

shaggy put me on diet 
I hated him for it
so I took a piss in his bong
and in shoe I took a....well you know. 

Daphne was secretly in love with me 
and fred could not deny, 
I was using daphne for her money 
she brought me Scooby snacks every night. 

 

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Denise

This is freaking hilarious!!!! Lol!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!! 

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