Scrambled Egg

O Humpty where are you now?

Once you were on the wall

And all you did was to point the finger,

Raise a furrowed brow and stir

As you wagged your tongue

At all who passed you by.

It didn’t matter if the king

And his horse men rode past,

You were off your rocker;

Just another hard-boiled egg

Who wasn’t cracked up

To be the blue eyed boy.

O Humpty you’ve been dumped

And guess who is sitting

On the wall you vacated?

Yes! That’s right, it’s me

And now I’m getting the spotlight

Because I do a mean scrambled egg.