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"Secrects always comes out!!!"

"Secrects always comes out!!!"

"Have you every been sitting in class,

Then you realize by surprise you have to pass gas?

Well I did! Here is a little story about me when I was back in school.

Let me tell you trying to hard is not always the tool."

Lets just say I tried to hard! It echoed throughout the room, even vibrated my seat, rumbling aloud.

What a very disturbing totally embarrassing moment in my life.

I mean it even shook my desk, and thighs.

Everyone about broke there necks turning around in hysterical laughter pointing at me.

Now in the center of attention, with rosy cheeks, I turned around immediately an pointed a girl name kaley.

Ha! Mission completed they had been fooled.

She tried so hard to deny. But bless her little heart there were too many students, and she was out ruled.

What can I say?

That was one crazy day.

The story might just be true you never know.

Okay..... It was me all along. Gotta go...

                                                       Sincerely, Christy Bozeman

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WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

Christy,

Good, very funny incident. Thanks for sharing

Regards

Williamsji

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Christy Bozeman

Williamsji,

Thank you very much. Incident was actually from experience. That is what is even funnier about the incident. You welcome.

                                               Sincerely, Christy

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Christy Bozeman

I can not deny it was from experience. lol. Thank you very much.

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norman hardwich

I farted aloud in a elevator and watched the reactions of the people someone els also just let rip and I think it was word than mine you could tell by my facial expressions :-)  back fire he eh:-) 

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