Senior moment ?

Senior moment?

Oh no I can’t  find my mobile phone
I have hunted everywhere
I’ve looked behind the cushions
& Even been under the chair

Oh wo is me where can it be
I’m getting rather cross
I’m having a senior moment
With a memory loss

How annoying this is
I had it yesterday
I hate it when this happens
I’ve really gotta say

It isn’t in my pocket
I’ve searched through my bin
Luckily that was full up
So could see it wasn’t in

I’ve checked the budgies cage
& sifted in the dog bed
Oh dear I’m getting worried now
Have I gone in my head ?

I know, I will ring it
From my Hubbys phone
I try to do this 
But only get the answering tone

Well dam & blast 
This has upset me
It will have to go on hold
I need to go for a wee

Wow I have found it
Thank you Saint Anthony
Aha I remember now
Silly old me ?

It was lay on loo floor
I must have put it down
Won’t have to wonder anymore
I do mutter with a frown ?