Shabbit the Rabbit

Shabbit the rabbit lived all alone
Nobody wanted him wrecking their home
For he'd scratch and he'd chew 
Just for something to do 
As he hopped he would drop
Bits of his Rabbit poo
He was so soft and fluffy
With big bunny eyes
But looks are deceiving 
It was all a disguise 
For behind Shabbit's mask
Was Beelzebub's jaws
With massive buck teeth 
And razor sharp claws
I'm sure that some people 
Would fall for his charms
And spend all of their days
Cradling Him in their arms
But that's not for me 
And I'm not going to lie
I only like rabbits
when they're cooked in a pie