She

So I had this girlfriend and shit she loved to dance. 
I had her where I wanted, in my wine cocaine fuelled trance
She don’t do singing but she loves to watch me play
She tells me that she likes me everyday

I took her out one evening to wine and dine and see 
It turned out all she really wanted was to wine and line with me
So she sat there gently tapping  my guitar
And I wondered how we even got this far. 

I knew it wasn’t normal when I had to fight to play my song
I knew it wasn’t normal when she’s right but she’s still wrong 
And I bet my last 10 quid  to prove a point 
To see who could roll the bigger better joint. 

She’s kinda crazy but not the worst I’ve seen
And I’m kinda messed up but not the worst I’ve been. 
So I’m guessing this is how it’s gonna be 
That She probably is more fucked up than me