" SHE'S JUST PLAIN GOOD FOR YOU "

Some say she's salubrious
With their noses in the air
While others just whisper
"She's just over there!"
Unassuming...

Party after party
You cock your own block
You know what I'm saying
Promote your own stock
Cuz, right now you're losing...

Last week at the pub
You fell on your lies
Please stop your complaining
You know she's got size
Spilling bombastic through all of your boozing...

Your best friend has sworn
To introduce an optometrist
While she dances in blue
At dawn, in a mist
While you're crying, "It's all too confusing!"...

When everyone knows
That all you need do
Is smile, into her eyes, and admit
She's in your heart, you big boob
She's, just, plain, good for you....

Tony Taylor.  (Chicago)