Shoddy goods (example)

There’s some brands of stuff

I don't buy,

These goods rip you off,Before!

The blinking of an eye.

Need a can opener

Buy one did you,

Did it work,

Tell me true.

Did the handle bend

The grip cog to small,

The point bit

keeps riding out and all.

Yes the under engineered goods,

With one small part designed to fail,

Throw it away buy another one,

The crooks have made another sale.