Shoe Box

My name is Flip

My oppo is Flop

Thanks to BFPO

& Fat Albert

Our ETA was bang on

Now at your service

We had a Mov O

From your NOK

And we’re RTM

ASAP

We brung along a

Sit Rep

U can read with a wet

On your scratcher

Enjoy the soap

And your degunge

You hummer

And crack on

So hurry up and wait

That’s our speciality

One step forward

Two steps back

But we are not Jack

When wearing us

No beasting you’ll have

No tabbing you’ll do

Not whilst you’re chinstrapped

Just a shower will do

Friends we met

On the way

Toothbrush and paste

Hot chocolate sachets

Boot laces

Hand cream

OXO cubes

And Ovaltine

DVDs, CDs and MP3s

Of Every description

From Heavy Rock

To Easy Listening

But the important thing

Is our thoughts

Miles from home

And the love we bring

Just for you

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