Short v Tall
Tall reaches tallest shelf ,stretching heights he reaches by himself.
Short will struggle down below, short always knows how low to go.
Tall takes big steps..
Short likes short drops..
Tall’s high ‘n mighty..
Short’s low n’ flighty..
Tall bangs head on normal doorframes,
Short has much less leg to shave.
Greek Gods were tall
and almost never very small.
Short like to naps just anywhere,
tall rides the best rides at the fair.
Short can ignore signs ‘Mind your head,’
tall’s feet always hang from the bed
Shorts temper maybe match his size,
tall’s stories maybe match his lies.
Short means you get to front of show,
Tall tells the shorties where to go
So short or tall its all the same…
Their height will live up to their frame!
Support CosmoFunnel.com
You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.
Comments
A fantastic example of modern, punchie poetry! Love the rhythm and the pace and subversive comedy..Pinned this one Lodi! great work!
So pleased you enjoyed it! I really enjoyed writing it too :)
Lodigiana xx
Hello my dear
This poem reaches great heights !!!
Kieran
Haha and you are never short on comments!! Thanks so much Kieran!
Lodigiana x
???? very humorous lodigiana haha, I like it ??
If i can raise a smile in times of concern then ...job done!! thanks so much Wayne
lodigiana x
~ " Short has much less leg to shave.." ~ smiles!! ?.......Thanx for the humorous start to my day my friend!!.......well inked!!.....T xo ??❤
If it raised a smile to help get you through the day then I consider that a job well done my friend!!Keep smiling
Lodigiana x
My favourite line:
I can relate , lol. ... Advance to be recognised...
Thanks for making my day.
hugs
Ah there are advantages and disadvantages to all..as I said when you are short you do get the the front plus there is far less leg for ladies to have to shave !!! A great bonus I think!Glad I raised a smile hun ! xx
Lodigiana
like your poem i am 5 foot 3 short as can be the top shelf i do noit reach
always wanted to be tall in stature instead i am a shorty and always will
but your poem is very real indeed take it from me i am 5 foot 3 linda j wright
Hi LInda, you may not be that tall but you are not short in talent as a poet!!! and remember good things come in small packages! xx
Lodigiana