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Sid the itchy Snake 🤣

Sid the itchy Snake 🤣

“Can you s..s..scratch my s..s..skin slurred the snake to the spider ?”

As the scaly serpent slithered up so snuggly beside her

But when the creepy crawly creature climbed onto the back of his long lean length

Loud giggling was heard with this scary spider’s feeble strength

Coz as she wriggled and wiggled with her eight hairy, skinny sticks

She tickled the snake all over betwixt light as a feather little pricks

“S.S. STOP TICKLING ME S.S.SPIDER” shouted the Snake “Can you not give me an itch ?” as he curled up into a coil and started to twitch

Well the sorry spider scuttled off to climb a tree and whispered in the left ear of a mahoosive Mandrill monkey

“Please can you come with me and help Sid the snake, he has an itchy back for heaven’s sake” “Sid won’t hurt you he is my good friend, but he needs someone to scratch him to stop him going around the bend”

So the mighty monkey said “Okay I can help him out” and they hurried back to where Sid the snake was fidgeting about

And the monkey used his twenty nails on both hands and his big feet until Sid the snake was satisfied his scratching services was complete!!! 

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Jill Tait

Teehee 🤣🤣🤣💕❤️💕

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Jim "The Lad" ....

That gorilla is awfully big for a monkey! I love your light hearted writes!...lad

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Jill Tait

Teehee its just sheer boredom my Jim lad 💙💕❤️💕🤣

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