Silent Flatulance..

Silent Flatulance

A man goes to see his doctor.
He ask her to give him something
To cure his persistent Flatulance.
He said it was not a social problem.
As it happened all the time even 
On the subway and in church.
But fortunately it had no sound
And no smell whateve.
He just wanted it to be stopped.
She took out her medical book
And prescribed the man 
a cocktail of medications.
Come back in a week she said.
He was back in four days.
OMG doctor you have to help me
Those pills have made it loud
It booms through the room 
Whenever I pass gas.
She smiled
That's great
We have fixed your ears.
Now let's work on that nose.