Silly Old Duffer

Silly old duffer, this Canadian dude

His name is Jester Jack Ellison

Those guys in white coats try real hard

To keep him sedated and bedridden

Don't dare let him let loose in public

For fear he might cause some harm

To ordinary people walking the streets

Making farting sounds under his arm

That's not as bad as pulling their hair

Or sticking his finger up their nose

Maybe annoying but harmless I guess

It's really not too bad I suppose

But when he sneaks up behind you

And yanks off your brand new hair piece

That's when we finally draw the line

Call the fuzz to get him to cease

Silly old duffer, he means no harm

Just wants some love and attention

At 81, people think he's over-the-hill

But he's been given a very long extension