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" Size...Does Matter !?" x

" Size...Does Matter !?" x

" There are some advantages, To having such a long tongue !
I do not have to break my neck, To lick me own bum 
& it does give me many , Many hours of fun !
Especially around the bitches, Who scream..Get in there my son !
I would recommend this, To almost everyone !
& so thankful, That i have such a big one ?
If you would kindly , Pardon the pun 
Although it is a problem, When i need to run 
But, No problem, Making them bitches cum !
& i do not stop until we are both numb
They say, That the sun shines, Out of me bum ?
I would be dead proud, To pass it on to my son !
So that at least, He can clean his own bum !
& hopeful that he,s not born, With a little one ?
An unfortunate trait, Belonging to his mum 
So that he too, Can have endless amounts of fun 
If he,s lucky enough, To inherit my wonderful long tongue?
& if he gets his mother,s , Cute little bum ?
The very fortunate pup. Has already won 
I am hoping, That he gets the tongue !
As he would prefer that, To a cute bum ?
& if he is blessed with them both ??
Me & his muvva,Have  got  a perfect job done !?"

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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Tony Taylor

You crack me up girlfriend!! (lol)...... there are advantages...... but I just gotta say Tracy....... you have an amazing gift for writing the most humorous stuff....... every time I read you......I have to tell a friend about it!!....... way to be yourself girlfriend!!.... Love it!!.......ALL STARS....... fun stuff.......Txo.  ?

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Tracy Timothy

Aw Love ya,,, Its the pictures that i find so amusing, That i just have to find the suitable words to 
bring the picture to life,, Keep laughing my dear friend xx

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