Poem -

Sky Diving

author
Jack Ellison
Sky Diving

When skydiving wearing a parachute is sound advice
But only necessary if you intend to skydive twice
You see... oh forget it
Guess it doesn't transmit
Ask your young'uns, they'll be quite concise

 

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Total votes: 1
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Oblivion
Poetry Genre: 
Comedy
Topic: 
Paranormal
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