“smoke blown out 2: douchebag trips balls and reminisces about other man’s son”

To the son I’ll never have the pleasure to own
Your mother and I talked about you A LOT, hope your name’s still the same… hope your dad doesn’t mind

And as not-your-father I still feel, in a very weird way, that it’s my responsibility to give you fatherly advice
So, when things aren’t going as they should in life, think about this: I’m not your father because I was stupid, a fool rather

I had to be free, I had to invest into what I thought was a better life... poor choices and pharmaceuticals
Surely, you’ll know that’s something she doesn’t like
I had to go for momentary happiness

Love is for everybody if you ever doubt the emotion, just don’t be stupid like me, the could’ve been your old man