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Sneaky squirrel

Sneaky Squirrel

Scurrilous squirrel does a jittery jump
Landing on his all fours
It grabs an acorn from an oak
Then carries it in his claws

The little rascal runs away
Its hiding from deer
It wasn’t going to share its food
So made it very clear

The red rodent nibbles his acorn 
hes climbed  ontop of  a stump Oh bother, he looses his balance falls deep down with a thump

How jammy is he, the bushy barker has landed ontop of a cache
Theres been a squirrel here before
It had hoarded up a stash

Loosers weepers, finders keepers 
He decides to take a nap
But he just eats one last nut
To finish his night cap

 

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