SO TERRIBLY BRITISH

Bowler hat on head and a cup of tea 
Pretty obvious that this man was from G.B
God save the Queen and long live the monarchy
He was British as British could be 

Fish and chips on Friday and a roast on Sunday
British and proud that was he 
Waiting and queuing for the next bus 
Being British he waited patiently without any fuss

The local pub knew him by his first name 
Always on Saturdays he would go to the game 
When remembrance Sunday duly came around once more
He would remember his fellow British soldiers that's for sure