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Social media

Happy times and pictures of pets,
Oh look suggested friend... oh it's my ex,
Scroll some more to pass the time,
Every one here is doing just fine,
Am I the only one who feels alone?
Staring miserably at my phone,
Post a status that'll help,
The likes will fix my mental health,
5 minutes now and no attention,
Maybe my friend might give me a mention,
Fuck it who cares, go back to Twitter,
Social media makes me feel shitter,
Do some yoga, breath and stretch
Ping ping ping watch this sketch,
My phone is really stopping me,
From being Happy, healthy and free,
So why continue? I hear you scream,
But I'm addicted to this fucking screen!

 

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