S-O-C-K-S

(So Only Cool Kids Steal)

He never pays for anything. See that chair over there? He stole it.
She just stays home all day. See that bag over there? She nicked it.
 
He’s never built anything in his life. See that cabinet over there? He poached it.
She hasn't worked a day in her life. See that dress over there? She took it.
 
He doesn't have a dime to his name. See that car over there? Well he borrowed it and said he'd return-six years ago!
She only likes you for your money. See that pool over there? It came with the house, with the man, that she procured – from me!
 
See that couple over there? He doesn’t own anything he has and She doesn't own anything she has...
 
Yet he will never steal from her, and she will never take from him; because you can't take what's already been stolen...or what’s already yours.