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Solo Is a Flop

Solo Is a Flop

Disney didn't expect it but Solo is a flop.
When it came to selling tickets, the second week saw a 61 percent drop.
In Solo, Lando Calrissian is a pansexual, even robots turn him on.
I'm sorry to have to say it but the magic of Star Wars may be gone.
Certain people are angry because of The Last Jedi.
Leia was sucked into space and she didn't die.
Disney obviously knows nothing about outer space.
Criticism is something Disney doesn't want to face.
Disney thought Solo would be a massive hit but it's not.
Fans are angry and that is what caused the Solo boycott.
If you like The Last Jedi and or Solo, that's okay.
But Disney is very upset, they've had better days.

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Dean Kuch

Luckily I'm not a fan of the Star Wars films, Randy. So, it never crossed my mind to wanna go see it.
I loathe all the Star Trek series too.
Battlestar Glactica, with those goofy looking Cylons...uhhhh, no, not a fan.
Give me Ripley and ALIEN, ALIENS, ALIEN 3, Prometheus and ALIEN Covenant any day!
I AM a HUGE fan of DeadPool, however.
Now there's a movie that'll entertain you!
~Dean ???

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