A sonnet for Basil Fawlty

This ol chap Basil Fawlty
He owned a hotel Torquay
Really so crazy haughty 
His wife should hold the key 
A slap of Manuel  
A bet or two 
Loose mouse unravel 
This place a zoo 
Deaf ladies,  mad chefs 
Hotel inspectors unimpressed 
Rooms with views of east and west 
Time for Fawlty to stop the mess
Before Sybil has a mental 
And the guests look elsewhere for Rental!