Poem -

Sparrowsong Has Gone Missing

Sparrowsong Has Gone Missing

She saidΒ 
the flight
to California
was great
and was
happy
to finallyΒ 
meet me
and my family
However
she seemed
a little
worried
during
the ride
in my Pick Up
on our way
to my home

I guess it could
have
started
withΒ 
Feathers
wanting
to know
if the bumper
sticker
on my truck
that said:
"Β  During Bird Hunting Seasons this vehicleΒ 
Makes Frequent Stops"
was a joke?
I told her
I displayed it toΒ 
keep me from
being reared ended.
( I was only Joking)

Feathers
at that point
seemed
perplexed.

Then Later when
Feathers
met myΒ 
wife
she did
not seem
to appreciate
the Thyme and
Rosemary
perfume
that my Julia
graciously
rubbed on her
skin

We all tried
to make her feel
welcome

HellΒ 
Grandpa
Even
complimented
Sparrowsong
by stating
that
she
had some
nice
plump
legs,
but that seemed
to make her
hyperventilate.
The next thing
I know
she darted
out the door
andΒ  was last seen
wobbling
down
the road
and by the time
I went outside
she was long
gone

We have
looked
forΒ 
her
for several
hours
now.

If you see
or hear
from her
would
you let
her know
that she is
the honorary
guest at
our ThanksgivingΒ 
meal
and we
are
Hungry.......................

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author
Angel

Lol have a happy Thanksgiving gobble gobble angel

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author
sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

It's Feathers...

Just letting you know that I'm okay and I'm staying with a vegetarian family...

What luck!

They have graciously put me on the endangered species list when I mentioned the massage from your wife and Grandpa had a crush on me...

Thank you for the lift from the airport and the very odd hospitality...

Nice Truck!!

☺

Happy Thanksgiving while I mourn my Sister...

?

Great fun write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

Feathers

​​​​​​

Β 

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author
Larry Ran

My Dear Friend Greg,

It's so nice to read some humor
From my political adversary
Usually we aren't agreeing
And all we do is parry

.
Finally, I can concur with
Everything that you here say
Your most humorous of anecdotes
Has blown me right away

Love,
Larry xxx

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