Sparrowsong Has Gone Missing

She saidΒ
the flight
to California
was great
and was
happy
to finallyΒ
meet me
and my family
However
she seemed
a little
worried
during
the ride
in my Pick Up
on our way
to my home
I guess it could
have
started
withΒ
Feathers
wanting
to know
if the bumper
sticker
on my truck
that said:
"Β During Bird Hunting Seasons this vehicleΒ
Makes Frequent Stops"
was a joke?
I told her
I displayed it toΒ
keep me from
being reared ended.
( I was only Joking)
Feathers
at that point
seemed
perplexed.
Then Later when
Feathers
met myΒ
wife
she did
not seem
to appreciate
the Thyme and
Rosemary
perfume
that my Julia
graciously
rubbed on her
skin
We all tried
to make her feel
welcome
HellΒ
Grandpa
Even
complimented
Sparrowsong
by stating
that
she
had some
nice
plump
legs,
but that seemed
to make her
hyperventilate.
The next thing
I know
she darted
out the door
andΒ was last seen
wobbling
down
the road
and by the time
I went outside
she was long
gone
We have
looked
forΒ
her
for several
hours
now.
If you see
or hear
from her
would
you let
her know
that she is
the honorary
guest at
our ThanksgivingΒ
meal
and we
are
Hungry.......................

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Comments
Lol have a happy Thanksgiving gobble gobble angel
Than u angel
Well, I guess I'd run for the hills too if I was being referredΒ to being a turkey lol but I know sparrowsongΒ has a superb sense of humor and along with her "plump legs" she can run for cover pretty fast. An awesome write Greg you have a wonderful sense of humor too and Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family
Thanks Lisa! Β Just having some fun
Hello Greg...
It's Feathers...
Just letting you know that I'm okay and I'm staying with a vegetarian family...
What luck!
They have graciously put me on the endangered species list when I mentioned the massage from your wife and Grandpa had a crush on me...
Thank you for the lift from the airport and the very odd hospitality...
Nice Truck!!
βΊ
Happy Thanksgiving while I mourn my Sister...
?
Great fun write!
Thank you for sharing...
Hugs...
Feathers
ββββββ
Β
Feathers I am so glad you enjoyed this.Β
My Dear Friend Greg,
It's so nice to read some humor
From my political adversary
Usually we aren't agreeing
And all we do is parry
.
Finally, I can concur with
Everything that you here say
Your most humorous of anecdotes
Has blown me right away
Love,
Larry xxx