Sparrowsong The New Rudolph The Reigndeer
Pressure
Growing
From
The Progressive
Left
Santa
had
No choice
but to
reevaluate
The staff
Currently
Commissioned
In driving
His sleigh
Most of his deer
held tenure
Such
As Prancer Donner and Blixen
Dancer belonging to the LGBTQ
Community
Was not
Going to
be going
Anywhere
This would
just leave
RUDOLPH
The newest
Member
Of the pack.
The one member
With a Dark
Past.
A womanizer
A
Butt sniffer
a regular
METOO
Movement
VILLIAN
and someone
Who uses crude
emission gases
in order to fuel
his obnoxious
lighted nose.
So the decision
Was obvious
Ruldolph
had
to go
who then would
Replace
Rudolph?
To santa
The choice
Was obvious
Bring
In a female
Of the birdie
Pursuaion
One with
A voice
That could
Lead the
herd
Sparrowsong!
The women's
Movement
Reacted in joy
The women
Of the view including
WHOOPI GOLDBERG
Praised Santa
and his decision
For days
Little did they
Know
Thst Sparrowsong
Had bought
A Red baseball
CAP
WEARING
THE SYMBOL
MAGA
To be worn
On christmas
Eve
To keep
Her
Warm
During
The trip.....
ps. Folks I am one of the biggest supporters of the women's movement, totally love all people from all walks of life and not a trump supporter. Just being sarcastic towards enlightened hypocrisy
Especially considering some of the biggest offenders of the METOO movement were Progressives
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