SPCA WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM
(A Special Request from Greg Tucker)
Help me!
People are trying to get me and do unspeakables...
I need a new identity...
YouΒ have a witness protection program that I must join immediately...
Save me from turning into a thanksgiving feast...
What happened?
Start from the beginning...
I got a seasoned rub down and an old man said my legs are plump...
Plump?
Oh honey, I have the perfect place for you...
You can't tell anyone and you have to forget about your past and leave your family and friends behind...
You can't contact anyone...
Are you okay with that?
Yes, Yes, Yes and Yes...
I will take you to a place where you'll fit in just fine...
Is it far from here?
I can't tell you that...
I understand...
We're here...
A Turkey Farm?
You needed a new identity...
This is the best you can do?
Yes, you're not Penguin material...
SPCA Witness Protection Program...
Specializes in Safety for Cats and Dogs...
Now, I see the sign...
Hugs...
sparrowsong
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Ha! Ha! Hide birdie! Hide! Β
Happy Thanksgiving!??Β
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greg
Hello Greg...
I wrote it for you...
I didn't know you were still on the attack...
It's bad when you have a bib, a knife and a forkΒ and nothing to use it with...
ββββββPeek-A -Boo!!
I see you!!
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Happy Thanksgiving!
Hugs...
Feathers
FeathersΒ
i was thinking of a Bourbon Glaze, however Julia was thinking I should experiment with an Asian Fusion sauce such as Apricot Plum sauce. Β What are your thoughts? ? ? ?Β
You people are so nice and very thoughtful...
Perhaps you're forgetting I'm so good naturally...
Maybe, you could drink it and take a nice long nap until tomorrow...
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I'm English. Thanksgiving is one of the U.S things we just don't get but the poetic banter between you two is so entertaining. Oh and Greg, again it might be a UK thing, but in my experience using the phrase "Plump thighs" when talking about the female of the species is REALLY dangerous.Β
Nigel in America we refer to a good piece poultry as having plump theighs ?Β
Hello Nigel...
Thank you for your fun comment and support!
Hugs...
sparrowsong
An extraordinary fun poem I enjoyed reading. Happy thanksgiving , lovely to read this. Thumbs up.
Soo nice to read from your inking again, Pleez do review/comment/add your thoughts on my newest poem too.